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Wednesday, 26 March 2014

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China has stated that Colorado pot shops are virtual gold mines.

DENVER - Colorado Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just let the news media know that the Republic of China has finalized a deal for the purchase of three pot shops located in Denver.

The senator stated that he was both excited and honored at the deal.

He noted that it is the first of its type since the governor signed the January 1, 2014 law making it legal for anyone to buy and use marijuana within the state.

American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck said that he spoke with a representative of the Chinese government and his country has expressed its sincerest thanks to Governor Hickenlooper, to Senator Quickdance, and to the wonderful pot smoking people of Denver for making this Chinese dream come true.

SIDENOTE: Waterbuck added that the government of China is so happy about the marijuana shops deal that they will be donating $1.8 million to Senator Quickdance's re-election campaign fund.

A LIST OF THE 3 MARIJUANA SHOPS THAT CHINA PURCHASED -

  • The Smoke Screen Pot Shop
  • The Eau du Cannabis Marijuana Store
  • The Weed The People Pot Shop

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