Written by Joe Crit
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Topics: economics

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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Vacation Time !

ECONOMICAL VACATION DESTINATIONS! Hello everyone,I am currently speaking with Foreign Ministry spokesman Hong Lei of Malaysian Airlines and he is announcing a new vacation package. They call it the Sumatra Tour, 14 days visiting what they call the "tsunami enhanced islands of the South Pacific".

So tell me sir what islands will this include?". " Ah, it varies" 'I see, New Guinea?" "Maybe"," Fiji?" " Maybe" " Kiribati?" " Where?". " I see , well I'll tell you mystery just adds to the excitement of this excellent vacation package!" "Well anything else you would like to add Mr. Lei?" " Yes, if you make a reservation within the next 48 hours we will include a 2 night stay at the Fukushima Bed & Breakfast", a self guided tour of reactor 4 is included! Such a deal!

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