SYRIA- The tragedy continued in Syria yesterday as another round of bombings shook the desert landscape and killed thousands. None suffered more though than the Aleppo Best Hotel which was filleted at the hands of Hotel critic Lars Batchem.
"The room was cluttered with debris, the design of the anti-carbomb blocks was contrived at best and the maid was late-something about a kidnapping. Where was the professionalism," a frustrated Batchem told reporters, "the continental breakfast was good, till the bacon vat was blown across the lobby from a rogue mortar."
The demerit came as a huge blow to the American hotel syndicate who boasted, "the most livable place in Syria," and further commented "Our pool is 80% free of cyanide."
Aleppo Best Western Manager Arahabran Akmahad commented that he was, "Appalled at the rating and that Lars shouldn't have judged so harshly just because he lost hearing from the shell bombings." A visibly upset Akmahad added, "Now if you'll excuse me I have to find my family."
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