New Airline Operator Spanish Fly is to give Mile High Club Vouchers for free Oysters and Champagne during flights.
C.E.O. Antonio Bandaid said today. "We called the airline Spanish Fly while under the influence of cocaine at the dentists."
"I asked the Dentist what we should call the Airline and he suggested Spanish Fly, and Mile High Club loyalty Vouchers for qualifying passengers.
"I don't know why people snigger at these names, our stewardesses all have the looks of a young Jennifer Lopez and are keen to participate in Mile High Club games, although it will be the Kilometre High club to keep the right side of EU rules."