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Friday, 14 March 2014

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SAN DIEGO, California - The Jack-In-The-Box fast food chain has just made a major announcement.

Corporate spokeswoman Buffy Buttonburg told the news media that the company will be adding a new menu item effective April 2, 2014.

Miss Buttonburg, who is only 20-years-old and has an IQ of 217, stated that the new item is called Ping Pong Chicken Tender Balls.

She explained that with the new menu item Jack-In-The-Box wants to compete with McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.

The new food item was developed by company chemist-chefs in the home office in San Diego.

Miss Buffy, as her boss calls her, noted that the new Ping Pong Chicken Tender Balls were test marketed in Bangor, Maine; Apalachicola, Florida; and Waxahachie, Texas and they met with tremendous success.

SIDENOTE: Miss Buttonburg pointed out that one little 7-year-old boy in Apalachicola said that the Ping Pong Chicken Tender Balls were the best food he had ever eaten; including Twizzlers, tuna fish, and Jolly Ranchers.

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