GM executives are really excited about their new 2015 line up of boring, uninspired, middle American old peoples cars.
"We are thrilled about the limited number of invisible changes you will see with our new 2015 Chevy Impalas and Malibus. Plus the unchanged, reintroduction Vegas and Citations will really get you going!" said GM executive Mort Bland.
Faced with bankruptcy only a few years ago, GM has really turned things around by going back decades on the drawing board to their horrible but popular 1970's and 1980's models. "The baby boomers just love them" Bland said as he looked inside the window of a new orange Vega that was being pulled off the assembly line. "The cheap interiors and third world construction brings back some really good memories" Bland said as he watched the organge Vega wobble across the parking lot.
GM also plans to bring their little known Bjork to America from Kazaktakistan in early 2016.