HOLLYWOOD - The Pompous Pizza Parlor located across the street from the Dolby Theater where the Academy Award Show was held has just said that they broke their all-time record for pizza sales thanks to the Oscar's host Ellen DeGeneres.
Ellen asked the celebrity audience if anyone was hungry. When several members including Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey, and Julia Roberts replied that they were the host sent out for some pizza.
Fifteen minutes later a Pompous Pizza Parlor delivery man arrived with the pizzas and he and Ellen proceeded to hand them out.
Brad took a slice and asked if Ellen had any Parmesan Cheese on her.
Julia Roberts said that she would love to have a Coke Zero to go with her vegetable pizza.
Meryl Streep smiled and told Ellen that she had not eaten since breakfast and asked if she could have two pieces.
Kevin Spacey was observed taking the anchovies off his slice and Brad said that he would take them.
Sandra Bullock told Ellen that she did not care for any pizza but added that she sure would love to have a Big Mac.
SIDENOTE: Hopefully someone remembered to tip the pizza delivery man and it would have been a great gesture if several of those multi-millionaire celebrities would have tipped the young man $100 each.