Written by Abel Rodriguez

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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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A pot shop customer buying three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies from Brandy Valdesti.

BOULDER, Colorado - Little Boulder Girl Scout Brandy Valdesti, 12, has to be one of the most enterprising youngsters in the entire United States.

Brandy had a total of 20 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies to sell and she decided to set up a table right outside the El Mucho Gusto Pot Shop.

And within five minutes time, she had completely sold out of her allotted 20 boxes to the marijuana shop customers.

Brandy called up her cousin Natalie Tarantella, 13, who soon showed up with 30 boxes and she managed to sell every single box within eight minutes.

The owners of the pot shop, Rusty "Puff-Puff" Joplin, 29, and his wife Hallie, 21, told the two Girl Scouts that they can talk to their supervisor and show up after school with 100 boxes every day if they'd like.

SIDENOTE: Rusty said that next to Hostess Twinkies and pizza, his marijuana customers really go for the Girl Scout Cookies as their munchies of choice.

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