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Monday, 24 February 2014

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Taco Bell said they will not include El Taco Terrifico's signature Cow Udder Burrito on their menu.

IRVINE, California - The Mexican fast food franchise chain Taco Bell has just announced that it has acquired the national chain of El Taco Terrificos.

Vanessa Belladonna, spokeswoman for Taco Bell, said that after three months of negotiations a deal was reached in which Taco Bell will purchase 193 El Taco Terrificos.

Executives with Taco Bell are very happy since they are buying up a fast food chain that has an established following.

Ms. Belladonna stated that for now all El Taco Terrifico managers and employees will be kept on the payroll but things could change depending on factors such as attitude, neatness, punctuality, tattoos, and piercings.

She stressed that Taco Bell does not like to see its employees with outlandish evil-looking tattoos or horrific-looking piercings.

Belladonna added that Taco Bell is in the business to put smiles on its customers and not scare the hell out of young kids or toddlers.

SIDENOTE: Taco Bell did state that they will certainly be dropping El Taco Terrifico's policy which allowed its female employees the option of wearing a bra or not.

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