DALLAS - In a story that sounds too amazing to be true, Texas billionaire oilman Langford T. Bucknell has just informed the news media that he has given one of his 973 oil wells to an illegal alien from Aguascalientes, Mexico.
Mr. Bucknell said that he first met Pablo Pescado two years ago when he wandered onto his ranch looking for water, bread, and a toothbrush.
It wasn't long after that, that Bucknell hired him as his ranch cook pointing out that Pescado turned out to be just as good as any of the great chefs in Manhattan's most exquisite restaurants.
Bucknell made arrangements to have Pablo become a U.S. citizen and now the Texas billionaire oilman says that Pablo Pescado is worth around $4.3 million.
Pablo who is a very quiet man says that he still drives a 2002 Ford 150 pick up truck that he was given by a church group in Fort Worth.
He also said that he has always been a fan of the Dallas Cowboys and now he has season tickets on the 50 yard line, first row.
SIDENOTE: Pablo said that he recently built a 17,000 square foot mansion for his family in Aguascalientes, Mexico. He smiled as he said that his father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, and a total of 19 other relatives all reside comfortably in the spacious mansion.