PHOENIX - It appears that patrons of a local bar in Phoenix, that is noted for its explicit pole dancing, is being investigated by the BBB.
Desmond Dashwax, a representative for the consumer watchdog agency said that several customers of The Lady Libido Lounge were very upset that they paid to see pole dancers and they did not get to see pole dancers.
They reported that the lounge manager refused to refund the $17 cover charge.
The angry patrons said that the pole was nowhere to be seen.
Lounge manager Loyola Topton stated that thieves had broken into the lounge the night before and made off with $2,903 in cash, 8 bottles of Johnnie Walker Red, 4 jars of olives, 80 or so drink coasters, and the pole.
She did say that in lieu of the pole her 7 pole dancers provided her customers with the most sexually provocative twerking west of the Mississippi.
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