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Saturday, 15 February 2014

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The Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll purchase price can be refunded via the Internet.

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves.

Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the retail giant had received thousands of emails and text messages complaining about the vulgar antics of the Miley Doll.

One Walmart in Tulsa, Oklahoma reported that it had only sold two of the dolls and one was returned within 15 minutes.

A Walmart in Beverly Hills however reported that it had completely sold out of the 225 dolls that it had been allotted.

Miss Silverlace said that all of the Miley Dolls will be recalled and anyone who would like a refund can do so on the Internet by going to www.mileycyrusactionfiguretwerkingdoll.wow

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