CUPERTINO, California - Apple Inc. has just made an astounding announcement regarding its brand new Manzana Laser iPod.
Apple Spokesperson Portia Yamashiro, 27, informed the news media that the consumer electronics giant has designed and developed the Manzana Laser iPod which can hold up to 7 million standard songs.
Miss Yamashiro, who won the Miss Cupertino Beauty Pageant in 2009, said that the new product is poised to become one of the biggest electronic sellers in the company's history.
Apple was founded on April Fool's day back in 1976, and its Apple logo with a bite taken out of it is one of the most recognized logos in the entire free world.
Miss Yamashiro said that she has the fourth Manzana Laser iPod that came off of the assembly line and she loves it.
She added that so far she has put 1,871 songs on it and she will add more as she downloads them off of her favorite MP3 site Hokey Pokey Tunes.
SIDENOTE: Miss Yamashiro said that the Manzana Laser iPod will be in stores on February 27, but she pointed out that any interested customers can purchase it on the Internet before then by going to www.manzanalaseripod.wow.