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Topics: Gay, Tea Party, IRS

Sunday, 9 February 2014

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WASHINGTON, DC - On Friday, the Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), Benjamin Dover, announced that the IRS will give gay TEA Partiers the same treatment as straight TEA Partiers.

Mr. Dover's spokesman, Ima Gaye-Barr, announced that gay TEA Partiers will now be subject to additional scrutiny by the IRS, Congress, Credit Reporting Agencies, the Justice Department and the Obama Administration.

TEA Partiers will also be subject to "Spousal privileges" by government employees, implying that they may also be required to submit to sodomy and other sexual acts as determined by the aforementioned government agencies.

Ms. Gaye-Barr emphasized that gay entertainers, minorities, Federal gay inmates and single-mothers will be immune to the new policies.

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