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Sunday, 9 February 2014

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Sixty year old cheerleaders after new Whipped Cream Plastic Surgery Process

BEVERLEY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer, Top Rated Plastic Surgeon experts who have worked at the Beverly Hills Institute for 25 years, announced today they have developed a new additive for face and body work.

"We are now adding whipped cream to our product to get rid of that tight, stretched look so many people exhibit after plastic surgery procedures," explained Dr. Fleming. "We find it gives a softer, gentler result, particularly in women. For people who are allergic to milk products, we are substituting whipped cream made from almonds or soy."

The whipped cream additive was developed after years of research in the Institute's laboratories. The effort was a result of the vehement public backlash from some celebrities' face lifts.

"We had do to something pretty drastic to change public opinion about our wonderful profession," added Dr. Mayer with a chuckle.

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