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Thursday, 6 February 2014

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A happy resident of Boulder testing out the new Blizzard High Beer.

BOULDER, Colorado - The state of Colorado has informed the news media that The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company, which is headquartered in Boulder, has just announced an amazing innovation in the beer industry.

Company spokesperson Kylee Londonlight, 29, stated that after five months of development The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company will be marketing its new Blizzard High Beer.

Miss Londonlight revealed that the main ingredient along with hops, malt, and barley will be marijuana.

She revealed that the amount of pot in Blizzard High will be roughly the equivalent of one joint of cannabis.

The new beer product was recently tested in several bars in Denver, Colorado Springs, Aspen, Vail, and Boulder and it received a fantastic reception.

One long time beer drinker from Boulder said, "Man, I have been drinking Coors Light ever since I was 21, and that's been 20 years ago, but starting right now I am switching over to Blizzard High."

SIDENOTE: The Blizzard Beer Brewing Company has stated that Blizzard Beer High should be available in grocery stores in Colorado and Washington by the end of the month.

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