German sports car manufacturer, Porsche, are being sued by VW because they cannot keep up with them especially after their take-over bid overtook them.
VW is a "Volk-Wagon" producer translated meaning boring and mundane. Porsche produce cars for the fast and furios and those who can bend deep enough to get in them. It seems that Porsche offered to takeover VW and their bid failed because they were only interested in pumping up their own share prices.
The truth is that VW just cannot keep up with Porsche because they move too fast and comparing a Porsche with a VW is like pairing a donkey with Red Rum.
Hedge funds financers who supported the take over are also suing Porsche because whilst speeding down the fast lane in their Porsches they forgot one thing, to give the donkey a carrot and only saw the golden carats dangling in front of their greedy noses.
Porsche have refuted all wrong doings and are now busy convincing new-rich Chinese to abandon their bicycles for one of their superior, very speedy vehicles and Mao Tse Tung just turned in his grave!