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Sunday, 2 February 2014

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Sofia said that she was going to return 16 of the bobblehead dolls she bought at a Walmart in Venice Beach.

CHICAGO - The Hasbrother Toy Company has just announced that all of the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls that have been sent to retail stores in the USA are being recalled.

A spokesperson for the toy manufacturing company stated that the dolls are being recalled due to a slight defect in the doll's body.

Many customers who purchased the dolls soon realized that after a while the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Doll would become top heavy and tumble over.

One customer who is a construction engineer stated that he examined the doll quite closely and found that the bobblehead doll's breasts were not in sync with the rest of the doll.

He pointed out that the bobblehead's boobs were disproportionately bigger than the other doll's body parts.

SIDENOTE: The toy company has stated that they will be glad to refund the purchase price to anyone who purchased one of the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls or exchange it for a Dolly Parton Bobblehead Doll.

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