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Friday, 14 February 2014

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Phil has stopped using a wallet and now uses a suitcase.

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms.

The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana door of the Robertson family patriarch is the Gillette Company makers of every kind of shaving blade imaginable.

The Gillette Company has informed Phil that if he is willing to shave his ZZ Top beard off in a commercial they will pay him $1 million

The company truly feels that the commercial would generate tons of interest which would translate into millions of dollars in sales.

Phil reportedly wrote the Gillette Company back and told them that there is not enough money in the world for him to shave off his cute-as-hell looking beard.

SIDENOTE: Phil's wife Miss Kay commented that the family is worth over $200 million so they really do not need the money. She then giggled and said that she's 63, and Phil is 67, but if he shaved off his beard he'd look young enough to be one of her sons.

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