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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Burger Miss Manager Toby Buxtondale says he eats at least 4 Potburgers each day.

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California.

Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Denver area received corporate permission to sell the newly-developed Potburger.

Butterbrick said that Burger Miss chefs worked for two weeks, 24/7 developing and perfecting the new-age burger which includes a small amount of marijuana that is ground up and mixed into the hamburger meat.

He noted that they had no problem hiring 700 Colorado residents to test the new Potburgers.

Butterbrick revealed that out of the 700 burger testers, 699 of them loved the new Burger Miss Potburger.

He explained that the one person who did not like it stated that the Potburger made him extremely happy and he has a chemical imbalance that makes him sad whenever he feels happy.

Toby Buxtondale, the manager of the Denver Burger Miss that sells the new Potburger, happily added that his restaurant is making a killing with the new-age burger.

He added that the Potburger is outselling all of his other 7 different types of burgers combined.

SIDENOTE: Toby Buxtondale remarked that he has hundreds of customers who come in on a daily basis and roughly 87 percent of all patrons order anywhere from 6 to 20 Potburgers to go.

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