China is industriously working away making hundreds of "Chinese" Comac C919 aircraft near Shanghai. The Production Minister, Can Clone U said yesterday "I suppose some people will say it looks identical to an A320 Airbus. To be honest it does, I can't imagine why. There actually is a small difference if you look on a plate inside the pilot's door there is a 'Made in China' sign."
China is well known for "accidentally" copying things with government subsidies, flooding the markets with the resultant cheaper rip offs and consequently ruining economies. Great Britain's Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron was asked if he had addressed this matter on his recent visit. "Not really, I was just sucking up to them all the time and trying to get their views on gay marriages", he replied.
"Anyway I'm scared to death of the Chinese, having once not paid for some Chinese food as at a carry out in my student days. I was chased down the road by an angry Chef who was ranting and waving a meat cleaver at me"