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Thursday, 9 January 2014

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Honey Boo Boo said that she is going to buy her daddy that 4X4 truck with monster wheels that he's always wanted.

McIntyre, Georgia - The star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just finished shooting a commercial for what she says is her favorite fast food restaurant of all-time.

The 7-year-old reality show star filmed a 30-minute commercial for McDonald's that will premier during this year's Super Bowl game.

Nancy Zabeletta, spokesperson for McDonald's, said that the retail giant was thrilled with little Honey Boo Boo's very professional performance.

Ms. Zabeletta smiled as she said that the little Georgia peach loved the fact that during the filming she got to eat 4 Big Macs, 3 Quarter Pounders, 3 orders of French Fries, and 2 orders of Chicken McNuggets.

The world's largest fast food chain was originally thinking about hiring Alec Baldwin to star in a Mickey D's commercial.

The script called for Baldwin to drive up to a McDonald's and then fight off several members of the paparazzi in order to get inside.

But several McDonald's executives said that they did not want the bratty actor anywhere near any of their McDonald's products.

In fact word from the home office is that Alec Baldwin has actually been banned from ever entering any McDonald's establishment anywhere in the world.

SIDENOTE: Honey Boo Boo was paid $1.2 million for making the commercial plus her mother June "Mama" Shannon said that the family will receive free McDonald's menu items for an entire year.

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