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Monday, 6 January 2014

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Nursing bra a Bolshevik outfit? (Pic by Kate Middleton)

New York - There will be meagre spoils in Comrade Santa's festive sacs this Russian Orthodox Christmas Day as a triple whammy of bankruptcy debts threatens to throttle three of the world's top Bolshevik outfits.

First up is the People's Federal Republic of Detroit whose massive $18bn bankruptcy sinkhole has seen insolvency courts rename it Debtroid as liquidators search for new ways to paper over the f**k-ups.

Also $18bn in the red is the KGB's top South American outpost the Republic of Ecuador where decades of shambolic Justice Ministry cock-ups sees the country corralled into a $18bn quagmire over attempts to scam US super major Chevron.

Russian mobster Roman Abramovich completes the Orthodox Yuletide trifecta, down to his last $50m in cash as New York prosecutors tighten the noose around Ecuador's $18bn Chevron scam.

Commenting on the bankruptcy shambles a janitor at New York's Russian Orthotics Cathedral of St Rasputin-by-the-Bushes said 'WTF?' Tonight.

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