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Thursday, 2 January 2014

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Ford Pinto

Ford Motor executives announced today that the company will be relaunching it's most popular bomb on wheels for model year 2015!

Like the popular retro Mustang that was introduced in 2006, the new Pinto will look much the same as it's 1970's counterpart except for the explosive rear end gas tank which was standard equipment of the first generation Pinto.

"I'm so excited I could just kiss somebody" stated a Ford represenative at the impromptu press conference held at the small, but cutting edge, Pinto plant in Gary Indiana. "The new Pinto will be faster, stronger, safer and the perfect get around town car for the single welfare Mom to the Community College student" a proud Ford executive beemed as he looked at the bright orange and white Pinto concept car which has been under tight wraps since its early days of redevelopment in late 2011.

New options for the Pinto include, Heater, A/C, single disc CD, Aux hookup, rich Bulgarian vinyl seats and doors and an automatic remote hatchback lid release!

The new Pinto's will be on showroom floors in early 2015! so buy your life insurance now and see your neighborhood Ford Dealer next January!

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