Written by Auntie Jean
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Wednesday, 1 January 2014

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Chain store, Amason is to sell demon removal hampers online due to public demand. The hampers will contain holy water, crucifixes and various secret herbs. They will also contain a pirate copy of The Exorcist starring Cherie Blair as the possessed woman.

The Vatican explained, "We are inundated every bloody Halloween for months, so naturally we welcome any development of this kind.

"The Cherie Blair movie was excellent, with great special effects for the time such as levitation and head spinning, but we have had to censor it. We are working closely with Amason on this item because in these times of austerity we can't keep sending Cardinals out on Halloween etc because a lot of them get re-possessed."

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