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Saturday, 28 December 2013

A Louisville businessman is learning the hard way that employees can push back when they are forced to divulge account particulars on Facebook. Early this morning, he had logged into the Facebook account of one employee, only to find--substituted for all of the sumptuous dresses she put in her newsfeed--a large, pink phallus and the words LMFAO!

Other things on the feed were comments running the gamut of flatulence contests, who could do the biggest sh** in the employee restrooms, guestimates of the size of male..ego, and how much body hair contributes to the boss's weight problem.

The employees all called this the "nuclear option", which was to instruct the boss that he has to monitor his settings so the right audiences get the right comments.

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