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Topics: Shopping, Sales, jeans, target

Thursday, 26 December 2013

Consignment centers all over Louisville experienced what one businessman said was the "anti Target" effect.

Customers infuriated with Target's inability to safeguard their data, even though they became expert at guessing when a woman was going to have her baby within a few months--decided to do their version of a "Fitch the Homeless", by taking every Target dress, shirt, jacket, shoes, purses, and toys over to the consignment stores to resell.

There was such an influx of Target merchandise that one shop, all fourteen thousand square foot of it, suddenly looked like...

Wait for it....

Target! The owners were mortified, so they decided they had to shovel the merchandise out as fast as it was coming in. Oh, the humanity!

So..they put the jeans at 50 percent off...

More to come as this story develops.

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