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Sunday, 22 December 2013

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Larry has stated that he has never in his life taken a Viagra pill.

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King recently purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

He just announced on his television talk show The Viagra View that he has sold it to Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner who is 87.

King told his co-host Regis Philbin that he was not really planning on selling it, but Hef made him a fantastic offer that was just too hard to turn down (no pun intended).

Hefner told King that he has many contacts in Europe and Asia and the business possiblity of growing the company is limitless.

Hugh noted that he also has a built in advertising goldmine since he will be able to advertise his product in his magazine which has a circulation of 1.5 million.

Larry revealed that his wife Shawn did not really like him owning a Viagra factory because of the connotations.

King tugged on his suspenders, grinned like the cat that swallowed the canary, and remarked, "Ya know, this old boy is 80, but in the mattress merriment department I'm 30."

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