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Monday, 23 December 2013

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The McRibeyeburger will be priced at $13.99 plus tax.

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items.

Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months Mickey D's has been working on a special high-dollar food item meant to entice upper class citizens.

Ms. Zabeletta pointed out that it is the goal of McDonald's to not only cater to the nation's poor and middle class but to its rich and well off as well.

With that goal in mind McDonald's food chemists have developed the McRibeyeburger which is a prime choice ribeye steak that is served between two buns and the customers choice of lettuce, onions, pickles, and tomatoes.

SIDENOTE: Ms. Zabeletta said that presently the McRibeyeburger is being test marketed in Beverly Hills, the Hamptons (in New York state), and in Cancun, Mexico.

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