BURLINGTON, Vermont - Millard Cypress, a spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just announced that they have terminated LeAnn Rimes' contract as the ice cream spokeswoman.
Cypress stated that the reason why they decided to let Ms. Rimes go was because she had gained a bit of weight.
He stated that the company has hired Christina Aguilera who will now sing the praises (no pun intended) of the ice cream giant.
Cypress noted that Ms. Aguilera has recently lost a lot of weight and she is almost looking anorexic which is exactly the look that the ice cream company wants.
They want the public to see a skinny woman such as Aguilera and think to themselves that eating ice cream is not really going to put on much weight if any at all.
SIDENOTE: A close friend of LeAnn Rimes has stated that the "Blue Bayou" singer is singing the blues and is very upset at the fact that she was terminated and she has vowed to never, ever eat any Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream again.