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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington.

What's new with these dolls? Well, for one thing, now that Marijuana is legal for personal use in two states, the company will be stuffing a reasonable amount of "KB(Kind Bud)" into the doll's clothing.

"We thought it would be a nice little extra, ya know, a little bonus if you will," states a smokesperson for the company.

The doll's pupils are dillated with a bit of a red hue. Each doll also comes with a bag of chips, a ceramic pipe, and an assortment of tasty pastries.

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