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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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The US porn industry is to shut down again after another artist tested positive for Erectile Dysfunction it has been revealed. The move has reignited the debate over the use of Viaggro in adult movies.

Digby Drake, of industry trade group the Free Speech Coalition, called for a suspension of filming after the resistance to Viaggro was discovered at one of their testing centers.

"We are taking every precaution while we do research to determine if there's been any threat to the performance ," Ms Drake said.

"We take the boners of our performers seriously and felt that it was better to err on the side of caution while we determine whether anyone else may have been indecently exposed. "The next steps will be to perform additional tests, determine a timeline, and identify any Impotence, We want to make sure all performers are upstanding. The performers' wood is the most important thing."

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