Written by Auntie Jean
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Topics: Smoking, Smoking Ban

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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The sale of F cigarettes which are the proven effective way to give up E cigarette has gone viral with over one billion units sold worldwide.

Many people have become too fond of E cigarettes which helped people to give up cigarettes. A spokesperson for UDF said yesterday "we will probably end up going full circle and back to tobacco cigarettes, but if we do we'll just sell more E cigarettes again.

We have banks of students testing out all our products and they smoke in test conditions. When we want them to stop testing F cigarettes we just shout "F off" through a megaphone".

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