The sale of F cigarettes which are the proven effective way to give up E cigarette has gone viral with over one billion units sold worldwide.
Many people have become too fond of E cigarettes which helped people to give up cigarettes. A spokesperson for UDF said yesterday "we will probably end up going full circle and back to tobacco cigarettes, but if we do we'll just sell more E cigarettes again.
We have banks of students testing out all our products and they smoke in test conditions. When we want them to stop testing F cigarettes we just shout "F off" through a megaphone".