NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that The Milky Way Prophylactic Company, which is based in Long Island, New York, has announced it newest product.
Company spokesperson Richard "Dick" Tarsonberry spoke with NFM's Durango Tucker and informed him that the new condom is named the iCondom™.
Mr. Tarsonberry said that the iCondom™ is the brain child of Tremaine and Bessie Schillingburg, husband and wife research directors with The Milky Way Prophylactic Company.
Tremaine stated that he and Bessie spent literally hundreds of hours experimenting in the privacy of their own bedroom and after three prototypes finally decided on the iCondom™.
Bessie said that the iCondom is unique in that once it is on it kind of takes on a life of its own. She blushed and said that it enlarges to 1.7 times its original size.
Tremaine added that the beauty of the iCondom™ is that unlike 99.7 percent of most condoms the iCondom™ can be reused.
Bessie added that the reason why it can be reused is because it has a secret self-cleaning agent that restores the iCondom™ back to its original state after it is placed in the refrigerator for an hour and a half.
SIDENOTE: Company spokesperson Richard "Dick" Tarsonberry said that the fact that the iCondom™ is totally reusable makes it a great buy and it will provide a substantial savings over a period of time.