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Monday, 2 December 2013

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Paris Hilton says that she had no idea Mr. Puffenfrast was a con-artist.

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Hilton speaking with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine said that back in September she was approached by a Mr. Leonardo Von Puffenfrast who said he was a paid consultant to Carlos Slim, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffett.

He told Paris that he was her biggest fan and that he truly felt that she was a better actress than Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, and Sandra Bullock.

Mr. Puffenfrast then told her that he was going to let her in on a little business secret.

He informed her that he was representing a client who was gettng reading to market Frozen Jello Taquitos.

Puffenfrast told Hilton that it was a sure fire product and that it would sell millions of units in East Los Angeles alone.

Paris was asked to invest $200,000 which she readily agreed to do. Puffenfrast told her that all she had to do then was just sit back and watch the checks roll in.

SIDENOTE: Paris Hilton waited and waited and not one check came in. She then called the number that Mr. Puffenfrast had given her and she got a voice recording saying that the number was no longer in service.

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