A major leak from a top secret global energy inquiry has revealed that 90% of the world's wind turbines have been wrongly wired and are using trillions of Megawatts of electricity to actually make them spin, while acting as giant fan heaters and warming the planet.
A windmill technologist based in Gibraltar said yesterday that it was a misunderstanding about metric and other units on the original inverter transponder blueprints submitted for the prototypes In 1995.
Meanwhile teams of electricians are being dropped by helicopter in a pioneering cooperative effort to alter the jumper switches on all the circuit boards before Christmas.
No bloody wonder we couldn't seem to stop electricity prices going up!" a Power Generation Chief said this morning.
A PPI misselling style compensation scheme has been set up to refund overcharged domestic accounts.
Each household in the U.K. might receive a £1500 electricity bill refund, or a pen, or a valuable gift from the list below if they fill in one of the forms being sent out by H.M. Customs and Excercise Dept.
a) Parkhurst Pen
b) IPod style headphones
c) Vouchers worth £200 redeemable at Comet Stores.
d) A Woolworths Christmas Hamper.
e) An all expenses paid holiday for two in La Linea near Gibraltar.