A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more!
The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades.
"I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he said, "Wanted to make right with the movie store, but I guess they're out of luck."
The man was going to watch the movies over with a new perspective, but "Well, pawn shops don't even have VCR's anymore. DVD's? Netflix? Internet? Man, I've been out of it. You know where I can buy a walkman? I got all these old music tapes too."