DOVER, Delaware - Vice-President Joe Biden proudly announced the opening of his brand new burger restaurant called Vice-President Biden's Burger Diner.
The vice-president told Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine that he has dreamed about owning his very own burger joint ever since he was six-years-old.
He said that most of the neighborhood kids wanted to grow up to be baseball players, or policemen, or firemen, but little Joey dreamed of being a burger baron.
The name of his eating establishment was suggested by his wife, Jill. He pointed out that he named a burger after his lovingly devoted marriage partner. He calls it The Jill The Thrill Jalapeño Burger.
He also named one after his boss, President Obama. The double meat double cheese burger is called The Hail To The Chief Cheeseburger.
The vice-president said that there was no way he could leave out the nation's first lady so he developed The Michelle Obama First Mama Veggie Burger.
Vice-President Biden said that to show that he is nonpartisan he even added The John Boehner Crybaby Teardrops Onion Burger, which includes half a pound of meat and two sliced up Valdosta onions.
SIDENOTE: At the suggestion of President Obama, the vice-president will also include on his burger menu The George Clooney Gourmet Burger for the fancy hamburger eater. The GCGB includes an omelette on a filet mignon steak.