It was reported last night that Energy Companies have suffered a terrible Electric Shock.
Psychiatrist Dr Anhelm Zootsgringer explained that the use of an electric shock for a very ill patient can result in great improvements in behaviour. 'This seems to be the case here' he explained.
This has also resulted in widespread confusion among commentators who cannot understand how companies can go bankrupt and offer deals at the same time. 'They must have had a blackout or some sort of breakdown' reported the Mail Guardian (the new exciting tabloid on our newsstands).
But Dr Zootsgringer comes to our rescue again: 'Those who see a sudden improvement in someone's behaviour which they cannot explain are often reduced to speaking complete nonsense. With the right medication they will improve. I recommend a tablet called Truth. It has worked well over the years.'