SAN FRANCISCO, CA - After the hugely successful debut of "Gran Thief Otto 17" today, Crockstar Games has announced that they will be releasing "So, You Wanna Be A Rapist?" just in time for the upcoming holiday season.
Gaming experts have estimated that "Gran Thief Otto 17", retailing at $799.99, is expected to sell between 34 and 71 million units, outselling "Gran Thief Otto 16" by more than 163%.
Crockstar Pubic Relations Manager, Hugh Jass, said that due to the huge success of the "Gran Thief Otto" series, that it is only natural to move into more violent games, as gamers will simply become bored with the minor felonies that they are currently committing.
Unlike the current "Gran Thief Otto" series, the "So, You Wanna Be A ...?" series will morph into new felonies. The next release, scheduled for Spring of 2014 will be "So, You Wanna Be A Murderer?", followed by "So, You Wanna Be A Terrorist?", in time for the 2014 Christmas rush.