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Tuesday, 3 September 2013

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The U.S. will trade Peru 85,000 foam fingers for 7 million Viagra pills.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills.

UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that the deal will involve the U.S. importing 7 million Viagra pills from Peru in exchange for 85,000 foam fingers that Peru will distribute to it's national soccer association.

Lorenzo De La Llama, who is the executive director of La Liga De Futbol Peruviano (The Peruvian Soccer League) stated that they were originally going to buy the foam fingers from France but their price was absolutely outrageous.

De La Llama said that he was watching the MTV Music Video Awards Show with his son and daughter Tino and Tina and he got the idea of purchasing the foam fingers from the United States as he watched Miley Cyrus perform using a foam finger as a somewhat unusual prop.

SIDENOTE. A spokesperson for the United States government, who did not want his name mentioned, said that the foam fingers will be shipped down to Peru on the destroyer the USS Bubba Tucker and the Viagra pills will return on the same ship.

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