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Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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Topping the bill with some righteous drone shots trumps seedy trial evidence any day

Washington AC/DC - A strategic dismantling of Bash-Ear Assad's formidable war machine might just do it as shady Rupert Murdoch stuff threatens to eclipse the global agenda when ex-NewsCorpse babe Rebekah Brooks goes on trial.

At stake is the distinct possibility that the flame-tresses former NewsCorpse CEO will end up blabbing some Obama stuff while giving evidence in her forthcoming Old Bailey corruption trial.

The two met in the summer of 2008 and had private face time at a London hotel suite in what was described at the time as the Kissing Cousins Caper.

Even the merest reference in court of that rendezvous could potentially be catastrophic for President Obama - and that's something that British defence bosses have been bending over backwards to sort out.

Last week UK media reported that the original Brooks/NewsCorpse corruption trial date of September 9th has been put back to Halloween this year, with no official explanation as to why.

Deferring her testimony until after a damn good blitz on Syrian atrocity peddler Bash-Ear Assad might just soften the already published details of Brooks' antics astride ex-Metropolitan Police horse Raisa ...that saw PM David Cameron dragged into the sidesaddle amid widespread accusations they'd taken the country for a ride.

And Big Dave Cameron desperately needs some sort of divertionary tactic to up his public profile from its current 'in the gutter' status.

Vice President Joe Biden is 104.

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