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Tuesday, 20 August 2013

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REDMOND, WA - Microsoft announced the release of their new 17.3 inch SurPhobletoaster, due to arrive in stores on Oct. 31.

The new device, running Windows 8.7, is a smart phone, tablet and toaster. Battery life is expected to exceed 13 minutes and weighs in at a svelte 4.7 pounds.

Not to be outdone by Apples's new GOLD iPhone and Samsung's new Platinum smartphone, Microsoft is hoping that their new SurPhobletoaster will appeal to consumers' need to extend their multitasking into the kitchen.

Microsoft spokesman, Hope N. Prayski added "The new SurPhobletoaster will enable users to watch their favorite episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", surf the web, talk to their friends and cook breakfast, while their children entertain themselves using Mom's old Microsoft Surface."

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