MOM'S BASEMENT, NY - The Internet is abuzz over reports that the next Samsung Galaxy 13y will be clad with platinum.
The announcement came shortly after Apple announced that they will be launching a new gold iPhone in September.
According to reports from "Social" "Life", Samsung's next smartphone, will contain 23 ounces of pure platinum. The phone will be encrusted with 357 diamonds and will weight in at 3.6 pounds.
The price for the new phone has not been released, but "experts" have estimated a $48,623.67 street price.
Apple declined to comment.
"The market is driven by shiny objects, vibrant colors, and a desire for people to feel important.", said Samsung spokesperson, Jack Meoff.