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Monday, 12 August 2013

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Apple's New iBone

CUPERTINO, CA - Apple will reveal its next really big thing, the iBone on September 13.

Apple CEO Timothy D. Cook said "We are looking forward to giving MyRobot's newly released Splooj® stiff competition." He added "Apple's new iBone will satisfy our current base of users, who are frustrated and dis-satisfied with their current "social" "lives".

The company's stock (AAPL) has continued a long downwards slide since Steven Jobs's death in October 2011.

After the announcement of the new iBone, Apple's CFO, Harry Johnson, said "In reference to our (stock) performance, we believe that this tool will help us get it up.":

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