IRVINE, California - One of the nation's largest Mexican food franchise chains has just announced that it is discontinuing its popular Kids Meal and Plastic Toy menu item.
Company Spokesperson Fresco Pibtonpick stated that the reason for the termination of the popular children's food item was due to the fact that some of the restaurants were reporting too many instances of kids fighting over the plastic toys.
He pointed out one particular incident which occured in Cicero, Illinois in which a 10-year-old boy threatened to karate chop two 8-year-olds unless they gave him their Taco Bell toys.
One of the boys bit the head off of his toy action figure bullfighter and the other one took the toy action figure illegal alien and stuck it in his underwear.
The older boy became so angry that he jumped the counter and started tossing burritos, chalupas, gorditas, and nachos at the employees and patrons.
He was finally tackled by an off-duty Cicero police officer who handcuffed him and took the little barbaric heathen downtown to the police headquarters.
SIDENOTE: It was that incident that was the last straw for the national chain. Meanwhile the 12-year-old boy who has been identified as Boris "Tubby" Fugglefaust has been banned from ever setting foot in any Taco Bell in the entire United States.