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Topics: Casino, brothel

Friday, 7 June 2013

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An undisclosed source revealed today that the world's largest retailer, Walmart, is in the process, and making plans to place Mini-casinos in all of their Super stores.

Joe Conforte, ex Nevada brothel owner has been approached at his South American retreat to oversee the installation of Mini-Brothels in each of the stores with the Mini-casinos.

Mr. Conforte commented, "Hey, I've brought more pleasure to more men than anyone, this association with Walmart is a natural. We plan to add a second floor to each of the Super Stores which will house the casino and the brothel. Hey, the two go hand in hand, that's how I made my money, and now Walmart is going to capitalize on the winning duo. Ah, no, I'm gonna run it from here, can't come back."

It was revealed also that they are doing some preliminary research in to placing hospitals, doctors offices, car dealerships and real estate offices in available space on those second floors.

Sources denied that they are considering purchasing Detroit and other municipalities that are going bankrupt.

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