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Thursday, 6 June 2013

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The iPhart comes in an atractive red plastic bowl

California - Fresh from the fertile minds of Apple engineers, according to Apple spokesman Dick Mac Intush, the new portable iPhart lunches will be dispensed everywhere from new Apple vending machines.

The new product offering includes:

An apple (duh)

One pound of beans
One whole head of garlic
One whole onion
4 ounces of cabbage

The ingredients are designed for simple micro-waving.

The new product has caused some controversy. Boiler rooms banned the product, due to the high number of employes per square foot in open office configurations. See the story on the tragic gas explosion leveling the Chandler call center in yesterday's edition.

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