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Monday, 3 June 2013

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To honour the passing of Late Mr.Steve Jobs, the experts at Apple have launched a new brand of cigarettes.

The cigarettes have been crafted with great precision to pass on a very specific cool minty flavour from the top of your tongue to the back of your throat and finally rest down in the dark corners of your lungs.

Though the original contents of the 5-inch, double filtered, white beauty are kept under wraps, an inside source has revealed that tobacco is one of the key ingredients.

Each of the beautiful striped black and red outer rectangular boxes holds 10 cigarettes inside them. The box displays on its face, in bold font, the name of these cigarettes. Written in perfect old-school calligraphy is the name- 'iFag' followed by its tagline in subscript- 'Smoke some today.'

Apart from the heavy puns in the name and tagline of the product, the product does look promising. The marketing team aims at targeting this product to a wide variety of consumers.

The developers have also started to build an 'upgrade' to this product. Their next model will be feature-rich, where you will have a built in voice alarm that will warn you when you stop breathing from all the smoke.

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