Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be required to spend $500.00 per week at WAL*MART using the IRS official shopping list.
Ms. Ancerday outlined the logic behind the new rules.
"For example, how can you be healthy if you don't buy a new toothbrush? Or more toothpaste? Or the right health foods? Our federally mandated shopping list will assure that all Americans have ample supplies on hand to maintain their health so they do not overly tax the health care system. No sugar products are allowed, but aspartamed products are mandatory."
According to Ms. Ancerday failure to provide proof of purchases at tax time will result in a $50.00 weekly penalty.
Ms. Ancerday also suggested taking up line-dancing.
"It's good to work off a pound or two", she commented in closing.
From the look of her, I'd say she needs to dance quite a bit more.